“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
This is just legitimately sad.
all the notes. holy crap.
at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.
It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!
…looks like i got…
be back never
Omg bye, tumb1r
Sorry, life over, good-bye
please do this I RECCOMEND IT
Really feeling his man :)
Great now I have an urge to rub a mans chest for twenty thousand million hours again ;~:
Is it just me….
Or are those a man’s hands?
i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen
that’s a good question
struck by a thunder oh my god
HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK
i don’t even need to say anything else
Wait wait wait.
Is… Is that last one a legend of zelda reference?
Grimer might be my new favorite pokemon
So I just passed 200 followers, and the last time I had a giveaway was back when I had 18. So I think it’s time for another, but make it a bit of a better win.
There will be 3 winners to this giveaway. The prize is a fully colored and shaded picture of your oc (and 2 others) going down in a gang bang with your’s truly (Cloud).
- 1 Reblog = Your name put in once
- Followers will get a their name entered a second time
- Reblogging this post twice will not earn your name in twice
The winners will be chosen by a random number generator. If the winner is a mare, I will send a message asking if they have a male OC, or if they are okay with a gender swap of the character.
All entries must be in by May 10th
The winner will receive a message in their inbox, so make sure they are ready by that date. I may not choose the winners on that exact date because you never know if something comes up.
If you have any questions, send me an ask!
School is a hassle. Its just there for no good reason. And with my profession (culinary arts) i dont see why i need to learn half of what they teach. I understand history, and the basics of math, science and english.( maybe even advandced language) i understand why people need to know these. What i dont understand is why we need to know calculus, chemistry and biology. If im a chef i dont need to know angles and matrixes; i dont even need to know what exactly a poem means, i dont have to go any deeper. It just frustrating, and a waste of my time. I cant wait to see my teachers years from now to tell them how ive never used these things ever again in my life. I guess thats one reason to learn all of this.
Today is my first day. Well really its the third.. But its the first here for me.
Straight to the point, im here for a project, a project that determines whether i pass or fail highschool…
And this will also go my frutrations and such.
The normal agnst of a somewhat normal highschool student
What is the project? Well i can’t really reveal it out for two reasons, one being privacy, the other being that if it gets out abou what im exactly doing, he chances of success will plummet. Dont worry though, its not illegal.
But i do need loads of help both professional and novice… The professonal help im contacting and getting already, its the novices, or the doers of the project, in order to give the project the best possible outcome. It starts now till next year in may, and between now and august i have to gain allies who are will in this… Advent.
But hats he gist, its fun for he research, thiugh recruitment of people is really hard for this. And school doesnt make it any better… Thouh i did have a really nice nap during science class.